With season 7 of Game of Thrones just around the corner, our appetites for anything Westeros-related are at all time high. Dubai’s own Broadway Bakery definitely seems to have understood this hunger with its construction of a 4-foot high, Tyrion Lannister replica cake that’s probably not too far off from the character’s actual size. From the scars on his face to the wine in his flask, the Broadway Bakery have really nailed the finer details on Tyrion’s character.
Made entirely of sugar fondant and sugar paste, this mammoth cake weighs in at a whopping 32 kilograms and is guaranteed to be the perfect sustenance for anyone planning an episode viewing party. Or, you know, anyone who’s ever dreamed of watching the show in their underpants with an edible version of Peter Dinklage for company.
Be warned however, as priced at over Dhs 90,000 you’ll probably need the wealth of a Lannister to actually afford it.
