It’s safe to say that Supreme have one of the strongest cult followings in the fashion industry. Blessed with a group of diehard fans who buy any and everything Supreme that they can get their hands on, this has allowed the clothing brand to be pretty diverse in the range of products that they offer. And when we say diverse we don’t just mean a few out there patterns. We’re talking adjustable blade clippers levels of diverse.
Previewing images of items set to drop on in their Fall / Winter collection (which is available from today at their Paris, LA, New York, and London stores), we decided to delve into what’s on offer to find 10 of the strangest Supreme accessories you might just be able to get a hold of.
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10. This Supreme Fender Stratocaster
Custom made with a maple wood neck, 3 pickups, a tremelo bridge, and a 5-way selector switch, this bespoke instrument also comes with a custom case, strap, and picks. We’d recommend getting this if you like playing the guitar. We’d also recommend getting this if you like pretending that you can play the guitar.
9. This Supreme Everlast Folding Exercise Mat
Because nothing else is worthy for you to drench in sweat.
8. This Supreme Collapsible Shovel
A powder coated carbon stainless steel shovel with a collapsible handle and arm? Perfect for your horticulture hobby and for burying anyone who calls you an idiot for buying a spade with the Supreme logo on it.
7. This Supreme Zojirushi Tuff Mug
Why would you buy a Supreme branded 16.2 oz stainless steel 12 hours of hot and 24 hours of cold insulation? Because that’s how true ballers have their drinks and/or soups: the temperature they were meant to be. For an extended length of time.
6. This Set of Supreme Chopsticks
People who eat sushi with regular chopsticks are simply doing it wrong. The entirety of Japan are doing it wrong. These Supreme enamel chopsticks are the only right way to enjoy any and all cuisines. Forks are unnecessary. This is the future.
5. This Supreme Lock Box
What does one keep in a Supreme Lock Box? Whatever the hell one wants.
4. This Supreme Nitecore Mini Magnetic Flashlight
When you have this many Supreme items in your arsenal, you simply never know when you’re going to need a handy little torch with a multi-setting brightness to get you out of trouble.
3. This Supreme Quiet Carry Knife
For those Supreme drop day situations when not even that nifty little flashlight can get you out of trouble.
2. This Supreme Inflatable Blimp
The most surprising thing about this inflatable blimp is that it doesn’t actually appear to be full-sized. Whilst we wouldn’t complain about putting it up in our room, we think there’s a real market out there for a proper Supreme blimp that can carry diehard Supreme fans all over the globe. Preferably as far away from us as possible.
1. This Supreme Sled
This heavyweight plastic snow sled is actually quite a clever addition seeing as this is part of the brand’s winter collection. It also looks fairly durable and like it could be a hell of a lot of fun. It just saddens us to consider the fact that this is essentially the current generation’s equivalent of rosebud.
