The very idea of dressing up for Halloween will inspire dread among most self-respecting males.
Costumes are for kids. Makeup and warewolf masks are cumbersome, and not enjoyable.
Nevertheless, Halloween can be a great night even for childless adults. There are deals to be had, terrible bands, and even a socially-distant house party.
Now, to attend any Halloween shindig you will need to look good – but you should not put in too much effort for your costume, just enough that no one can accuse you of being lame, and not wearing a costume.
When done correctly, your Halloween costume will allow you to take on a new identity for a few hours, relax and not worry about being self-conscious among all the ‘sexy-cat’ and ‘sexy-cop’ costumed-people around you.
Here then are nine costume ideas that any man can easily execute. You should already be able to find most – if not all – of these clothes in your closet, or a friend’s closet.
Banksy Painting
Wear a backwards hat, a black hoodie and a bandana across your face (which lets face it, is easy given that its 2020) and carry around a bouquet of flowers. Maybe don’t throw them at anyone.
Tom Cruise in Top Gun
Aviators, first and foremost. Followed by a brown leather jacket (for authenticity, you should stick some patches on it) a white shirt and jeans. You could go as Cruise from the volleyball scene (it’s probably easier to pull off) but might be a tad inappropriate.
Anyone from Reservoir Dogs
Pull out your go-to black suit, a black tie and a pair of Wayfarer sunglasses. You can be pretty much anyone in the group (but we have a penchant for Mr. Pink).
Michael J. Fox in Back To The Future
“Is that a lifejacket?” No, it’s a gilet (which is a puffer jacket vest to you and I). Get one in red, pair it with a denim jacket and you’re done. Bonus points if you wear a pair of Air Jordan’s – electronic lacing or otherwise.
Jack Nicholson in Chinatown
Any light brown or camel-coloured suit will do, along with a patterened mustard yellow tie. Then stick a few plasters over your nose.
Throw your hair up in a bun, find a mirror and go to town with a sharpie. You can spray-paint anything on your white shirt and get away with it.
Paddington Bear
Pick up a bear-ear headband and any floppy hat. You can add a shearling coat if you are really going for it, along with a jar of marmalade.
Blonde On Blonde Bob Dylan
The key to this look is the scowl. After that, it’s a checkered scarf and brown jacket. Frizzy hair and monotone drawl will seal the deal.
Any Fortnite character
Cargo pants, some shin-pads, and a loose bandana tied around your neck. Bonus points if you have a (fake) sword or gun lying around.
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