Last year, Mark Zuckerberg built his very own artificial intelligence robot – called Jarvis – that was voiced by Morgan Freeman. Every other image he puts up on social media is either of his dog or his child. And speaking of his dog, he also runs an Instagram account for his dog and posts about it in the first person.
It’s time to face facts; the father of Facebook is also a super annoying friend on Facebook.
Take yesterday’s social media faux pas. Mark Zuckerberg had a Philadelphia Cheese Steak and enjoyed it so much he checked into Pat’s King of Steaks a total of eight times. That means he either REALLY liked that cheese steak, doesn’t know how to use Facebook properly, or he’s gone totally mad.
Either way, it’s probably time to turn off notifications. Or hit the dreaded ‘unfriend’ button.
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