Seven best last-minute Halloween costume ideas
Halloween tends to divide people; there are those who have been planning their costumes for the past few months, and then there's everyone else who can't really be bothered.
But despite the nonchalance, when October 31st comes around chances are you'll have been invited to at least one Halloween party and - if you don't at least wear something - you'll stand out like a man in a sore thumb costume. But don't fret. Last-minute Halloween costumes don't have to be completely lazy. Work with what you have in your closet, and then rock it like you've been plotting the idea for months.
Here are seven good ideas to get you started:
Pull out your go-to dark suit, a white collared shirt, a tie, and a tie bar. Simple.
Wear a backwards hat, a black hoodie, a bandana across your face, and carry around a bouquet of flowers. Maybe don't throw them at anyone.
Throw that hair up into a bun and go to town with a Sharpie.
Grab a bear ears headband and a floppy hat. Maybe add a camel shearling coat if you're really going for it.
A character from Fortnite
Cargo pants and armour. Bonus if you have a (fake) sword around.
This shouldn't be too hard because you, too, are not Melania Trump. Plus, a trench coat, sunglasses, and some fake facial features have always been the best disguises.
Vampire Jack Dorsey
Fake a standing collar by ironing a collar up. Pair with vampire teeth, blood, and a social platform that's rapidly descending into a (sometimes very entertaining) hellscape.