How much does Paul Pogba cost?

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Paul Pogba, Manchester united, Real madrid, Juventus, Transfer, Record, Paul pogba transfer, Manchester United Pogba, Man Utd Pogba
100,000,000 Shawarmas   -   Now, we love Pogba. We really do. He’s a great player and all. But there’s no way that we could possibly love him as much as the idea of having free shawarmas every day for the rest of our lives. Sorry, Paul. It’s a no-brainer.
100,000,000 Shawarmas - Now, we love Pogba. We really do. He’s a great player and all. But there’s no way that we could possibly love him as much as the idea of having free shawarmas every day for the rest of our lives. Sorry, Paul. It’s a no-brainer.
100 Jamie Vardys    -    When Vardy signed for Leicester City in 2012 it was for a non-league record transfer fee of £1 million pounds. Now we’re not insulting Paul or anything, but we reckon that 100 Jamie Vardys could take out Paul in next-to-no-time. It’s not even up for argument.
100 Jamie Vardys - When Vardy signed for Leicester City in 2012 it was for a non-league record transfer fee of £1 million pounds. Now we’re not insulting Paul or anything, but we reckon that 100 Jamie Vardys could take out Paul in next-to-no-time. It’s not even up for argument.
 131 personal concerts from P. Diddy   -    What better way could there be to get over a loss of a marquee player then listening to Sean Combs sing ‘I’ll Be Missing You’ in your house every weekend for the next two years or so? None.
131 personal concerts from P. Diddy - What better way could there be to get over a loss of a marquee player then listening to Sean Combs sing ‘I’ll Be Missing You’ in your house every weekend for the next two years or so? None.
400 Lamborghini Murcielagos   -   Although the Juventini will likely be upset at the news of Pogba’s departure. We’re sure crying in a Lamborghini would likely ease their tears.
400 Lamborghini Murcielagos - Although the Juventini will likely be upset at the news of Pogba’s departure. We’re sure crying in a Lamborghini would likely ease their tears.
484, 265,147  McDonald’s Ice Creams   -   That’s right. Instead of spending your money on Paul Pogba, you could get enough ice cream to feed the entire population of Brazil. Twice.
484, 265,147 McDonald’s Ice Creams - That’s right. Instead of spending your money on Paul Pogba, you could get enough ice cream to feed the entire population of Brazil. Twice.
17,975 nights at the Burj Al Arab Royal Suite    -     You can live like a king for 49 years of your life for the equivalent of one French midfielder in the Burj Al Arab. If that doesn’t make you realise just how ridiculous this transfer fee is then you need a serious reality check. Or you need to share some of your wealth with us. Either is fine.
17,975 nights at the Burj Al Arab Royal Suite - You can live like a king for 49 years of your life for the equivalent of one French midfielder in the Burj Al Arab. If that doesn’t make you realise just how ridiculous this transfer fee is then you need a serious reality check. Or you need to share some of your wealth with us. Either is fine.
Paul Pogba, Manchester united, Real madrid, Juventus, Transfer, Record, Paul pogba transfer, Manchester United Pogba, Man Utd Pogba
100,000,000 Shawarmas   -   Now, we love Pogba. We really do. He’s a great player and all. But there’s no way that we could possibly love him as much as the idea of having free shawarmas every day for the rest of our lives. Sorry, Paul. It’s a no-brainer.
100 Jamie Vardys    -    When Vardy signed for Leicester City in 2012 it was for a non-league record transfer fee of £1 million pounds. Now we’re not insulting Paul or anything, but we reckon that 100 Jamie Vardys could take out Paul in next-to-no-time. It’s not even up for argument.
 131 personal concerts from P. Diddy   -    What better way could there be to get over a loss of a marquee player then listening to Sean Combs sing ‘I’ll Be Missing You’ in your house every weekend for the next two years or so? None.
400 Lamborghini Murcielagos   -   Although the Juventini will likely be upset at the news of Pogba’s departure. We’re sure crying in a Lamborghini would likely ease their tears.
484, 265,147  McDonald’s Ice Creams   -   That’s right. Instead of spending your money on Paul Pogba, you could get enough ice cream to feed the entire population of Brazil. Twice.
17,975 nights at the Burj Al Arab Royal Suite    -     You can live like a king for 49 years of your life for the equivalent of one French midfielder in the Burj Al Arab. If that doesn’t make you realise just how ridiculous this transfer fee is then you need a serious reality check. Or you need to share some of your wealth with us. Either is fine.
25July2016
Lucas Oakeley