Men who use emoticons are taken 70 percent less seriously
People who say "I'm not racist, but..." are about to say something racist
"Reply all" is a function to be used sparingly
The person who cooks never has to wash up
Never explain how the trick is done
Never cancel a date by text message
You don't get to choose your own nickname
'Entrepreneur' is a title someone else gives to you
Nobody ever complained that a speech was too short
If you pay people the minimum, don't be surprised when they work the minimum
There is no excuse for stealing someone's cab
In a cinema, turn off your phone and shut the hell up
Don't trust a man who has a limp handshake
Car horns are for warning people, not for hurrying them up
Never date a woman whose father called her princess
The guy in the middle seat gets both armrests
Don't dawdle on the metro, subway or underground
Never be late because you can't decide what to wear
Always be cautious of a man who wears a ring on his pinky
The only thing worse than white jeans are pink jeans
A wink at a total stranger is impossible to pull-off successfully
If people smell your aftershave before you enter the room, you're wearing too much
If you live in the Middle East, don't whine about the heat
Books are best read on paper
Never date the barmaid at your local
A man should be able to cook three things really well
Unless you can really taste the difference, don't bother with expensive wine
The best bars are rarely the ones that you have to queue to get in
An hour with a personal trainer is worth three in a gym on your own
Don't be that guy who wears aftershave in the gym
Under no circumstances can two men ever share an umbrella
Never buy a car at night
A man wearing a fanny pack is 7/8th of a man
At no point should a man use the term 'grelfie' to describe a group selfie
Nobody care about what you dreamt last night
In a restaurant, local water is fine
Never play cards with a man who wears a visor
Wash your own car
Your child is only 38 percent as cute as you think it is
People who use the word 'classy' aren't.
Never straighten another man's tie
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