Watch the trailer for 'the new Top Gear', The Grand Tour
Imagine, if you can bear it, the nuclear levels of smuggery that have been coursing through Jeremy Clarkson's veins over the past year.
The world's most popular car show, Top Gear, was revamped without its usual hosts (Messrs Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond) and despite all the fanfare and promotion, ended up being a bit of a, ahem, car-crash.
Truth is, it's not yet known if 'Joey from Friends' and whatever poor nineties radio presenter they draft in can stop it becoming one of the most expensive write-offs in history.
And now, after signing a big money deal with Amazon, Clarkson is on the verge of releasing his very own Top Gear rival, called The Grand Tour, alongside his former bad-shirted cronies.
One saving grace, for anyone who wants to see Jeremy Clarkson fail at all costs, is that nobody in the known universe actually has Amazon Prime. Will Clarkson's dedicated fans flock to the service? Only time will tell.
Check out the trailer below, and catch it on Amazon Prime on 18 November.